WANT TO ORDER A SPECIAL EDITION COPY OF

BEING AND SHOWTIME

FROM THE YEAR 1980?

YOUR Too-Close-For-Comfort* DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!

BEING AND SHOWTIME

THE CRUNCHY EDITION

COST: $66

Estimated Number Still Available: 2

• includes free domestic shipping (contact us if you wish to have this edition shipped internationally);
• Includes author-inscribed dedication page (please leave the name of the person to whom the book should be dedicated in the notes when ordering; if no name is left, you will receive a generic greeting with author’s signature);
• custom drawing on the dedication page (like one of the marginal drawings in chapter 3 of the book); the drawing will reference something from the year 1980 and will be one-of-a-kind, just for you, sent from the past just like the Terminator (but not to kill Sarah Connor; just to make you smile);
• the crunchy edition comes topped with peanuts; no, really; it actually does (note: if you have a peanut allergy, please do not order this edition as you will be receiving peanuts);
• along with the peanuts you will also receive 3 special-edition Reese's peanut butter cups with Being and Showtime branding (including an image of the Nikola Tesla finger pupper from the book that talks about Tesla's phobia of eating round things).

By placing your order below and hitting "Send," you are committing to making a $66 payment to PayPal once you receive an invoice.  The invoice is typically sent to you quickly, though it might take up to 24 hours.  You will have 24 hours from when you receive the invoice to pay.

In the form below, include:

• your name
• the email address associated with your PayPal account*
• the mailing/shipping address to which the book/combo-pack should be sent
  
• the name of the person to whom the book should be dedicated (if you would like a signed copy)
• any special note (leave in the memo area)

Any questions?  Contact us at <beingandshowtime@gmail.com>.

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*R.I.P. Ted Knight